No contracts. No sign-up fees. No cancellation fees.
Fewer meatheads and hardly any dipshits.

theGYMkc is for people who want an enjoyable place to exercise.
Membership includes 24-hour access to all locations, cardio machines, free weights,
weight equipment, fitness classes [included], showers, toilets, water fountains,
vending machines [that work most of the time], and personal trainers [for an additional fee].
We discourage bodybuilders, grunting powerlifters, and spandex.
There are other gyms better suited for that.
theGYMkc is a Mipple-Free Zone.
theGYMkc reserves the right to deny or cancel memberships.
We are an 18 years old and over facility.
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theGYMkc: River Market UPDATE: March 20, 2019

Sorry for not updating you sooner about theGYMkc: River Market ... but we had no news to share.
We have news now!

We met with the powers that be ... and they happily informed us that a contractor has been hired and permits for the work are being pulled.
She anticipates the work to be done within the next few months. Bare with us. 
We'll still need to go in and do our part once they give us the OK to get back in the building, 
but we are going to try our hardest to get it open as close to that "few months" time frame as possible.

Thanks to those who put a little pressure on the landlord's company.
The property manager said she has heard from several of you wanting to know: "When will theGYMkc be reopened? I want MY gym back!"